Temporary borrowed penis extension

Not literally since I'm a woman!
I'm not the kind of person who is overly interested in cars. Someone was talking to me about A3s and A4s and I thought they were on about sizes of paper which was really confusing! I now realise these are types of cars.
Now, a few days later, a coincidence has occured: bf has his very own Audi penis extension on loan from work! Even better: it's red! Could it be any more typical...
Having been on a short run in it I have to admit it goes quite fast. But speed, as any woman will tell you, isn't everything.

Creative blockage

For some time I have been trying to write a post on here but am experiencing some kind of creative blockage. I have been creating lots of nice food and reading creative magazines and yet I have made nothing over half term with scrapbooking supplies. It’s getting to be a tad frustrating. How to unblock the blockage?!